The 10 Best Things About America

Looking back over the titles of these posts I’ve realised that I skew towards the negative. So in a drop-in-the-ocean type attempt to redress the balance, I’ve compiled a list of things I love about California. And therefore, America as a whole I suppose. Strap yourselves in for a list of things I think we could use in Oz.

No really, we dare you…

 

     1.      The internet. It’s flipping fast here and you can use it for pretty much everything from emailing questions to your doctor, making an appointment for a haircut or waxing, booking your car for a service, or ordering a pizza. I can hear you all going “but I can order a pizza online in Australia!” and to that I say pffft. I tried that at Crust once. They didn’t see my order come in apparently. If I’m honest, I don’t enjoy picking up the phone and talking to people. If you call me, I’m going to let it go to voicemail. So this whole way of interacting with people without actually speaking to them is marvelous for me. Plus, I hear Al Gore invented the internet, and he’s American.

Isn’t it just beautiful?

     2.       Highways.As much as I complain about driving here, I do love the highways. They’re four or five lanes at their narrowest. And the overpass exits are these magnificent swirling feats of concrete and mixed with the sweat of engineers that give you a feeling of awe. Although American highways are highly confusing to someone who is used to driving on a three-lane road, you have to admit, they are magnificent looking.

Now that’s what I call a path.

     3.       Hiking trails. There’s a possibility that this is one of those things confined to the west coast, or even just some parts of the US. Hiking routes are fairly well-maintained here, they cater for a range of experience and fitness levels and are very well sign posted. I’m coming off a low base though. The majority of my time spent hiking was in NSW’s Blue Mountains, where I expended more time quizzically staring at guidebooks to work out whether I should be taking the right or left fork in the “path”, and getting lost. And the US has some amazing through-hikes like the Pacific Crest Trailand the Appalachian National Scenic Trail.

There is no way that you know a better beach than Maui’s. Give up now.

     4.       Beaches.Technically, Maui is part of the US, hence I’m calling out the beaches. I used to say the beaches in Nice, France were my favourites. But then Maui came along, snatched the trophy, put a little grass skirt on it and used it as a prop to distract you while it pretended to dance the hula. My usual aversion to beaches comes down to these factors: the water is full of jellyfish and other nasty things, pollution floating everywhere and sand gets in your everything. Maui blasts two out of three of those: the water is crystal clear, it’s warm, it’s calm, AND you get to swim with fish and turtles! And the sand makes for some good castles, so I can forgive it.

Do yourself a favour, PhnomNom is delicious.
     5.       Food trucks. There are a multitude of food trucks and they usually sell yummy food. Yesterday the food truck at work was called Stick Dogs. But my all-time favourite would have to be PhnomNom, which does Cambodian street food, and is fan-freaking-tastic.
     6.       Drive through ATMs. I’m not sure that my bank offers these but I’ve seen plenty of them around and they look so convenient. They appeal to my laziness.
My thought process:
Left brain: “I really should get some cash out.”
Right brain: “But then I’d have to find a parking spot, get out of the car and walk to the ATM. Don’t you realise how much energy that would entail? Efk that!”
Left brain: “Shut up, idiot.”
Enough said.

     7.       24-hour everything. If I ever find myself craving pasta or ice cream at 3am, there is a 24-hour supermarket within walking distance of my apartment. And a 24-hour chemist (sorry, pharmacy) down the road. Keep in mind that I’ve never actually needed these things, but if I ever find myself in a predicament them, they’re right there! All the time!

 

Picture courtesy of Comedy Central.

     8.       Stephen Colbert and John Oliver. Sure there’s a metric tonne of crazy happening in this country. From federal elections to adult illiteracy to crumbling infrastructure and not forgetting staggering health-related problems (Did you know that more than 190,000 people diedfrom painkiller overdoses in the US since 1999?), when stuff goes downhill it plummets. But then there are people like Colbert and Oliver (and Jon Stewart before them) who not only explain to people why they’re being duped, but they do it in an entertaining way.  Knowledge is power and all that…

 

     9.       Mail on Saturdays. This should really be number one. I truly love getting mail – a letter, a package, a bill, junk mail, send me whatever you’ve got! It’s a little surprise every day when you get home. Here mail gets delivered six days a week. So very convenient and it means I get an extra trip to the letter box a week.

 

     10.    Sense of humour. Americans in general (and this is very general) can laugh at themselves. Make fun of them for anything and they’ll start by defending themselves for a bit but then more often than not they’ll make fun of themselves too. I was ready to be greeted with defensiveness and thought I’d accidentally offend some people, but they’re pretty laid back. At least here in California.
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9 thoughts on “The 10 Best Things About America

  1. Thanks for joining the Lovin' Life Linky! So great to "meet" you.
    I love the USA. We visit often. I mean, Australia is definitely the place to live but the USA is such a great place to visit. I may be biased though because my bestie is Pennsylvanian.

  2. Good stuff! Although I do remember drive through ATMs in Brisbane in the early 90’s, not sure if they’re still there.
    I really love the service in restaurants (I guess the tipping culture helps). Being able to make multiple substitutions and asking for this part on the side, or that part with less spice really wouldn’t fly in most Aussie restaurants!

    1. I should have visited Brisbane then 🙂
      Oh yeah, I definitely noticed the difference in service when I went back to Sydney a couple of months ago. I feel like in Sydney there’s more of a “you need us” kind of vibe from the wait staff, but it’s the opposite here.

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